Friday, September 24, 2010

A Scene

[Hamburg, 10:00 AM, Friday. Partially cloudy, chance of showers.]

[Telephone rings]

Andy: Hello, Rosaline?
Rosaline: Yes?
Andy: Hi, my name is Andy. I'm looking for a room to rent and I saw your listing on WG-Gesucht.
Rosaline: Sorry, we've already had so many responses that we can't make any more viewing appointments.
Andy: Umm...it's 10:00 in the morning right now.
Rosaline: Yes.
Andy: And the listing was put up at 8:25 today.
Rosaline: Yes.
Andy: And you already aren't scheduling any new viewing appointments.
Rosaline: Yes.

[Pause for disbelief]

Andy: ...have a nice day.

[Scene.]

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